This is so satifying

Ravenous Monster Attacks Nearby Grocery Store!

So for the past couple of days i have been hungry all day and i have been eating all day for the past couple days. I ate a whole cantaloupe in one sitting. Ok so i shared one of the halves with Guin but still. Then about an hour after that i was starving again. But right now, after a nice big serving of my mommy's lasagna, i finally feel full and fat. It's a good feeling and i've missed it. I guess this little tiny babe inside of me a fat little piggy. Once it comes out it'll attack the nearest store or restaurant and eat all their food. Anyway i think i need to get some recipes from my mom. :)

New Baby

I have not written on here in awhile. We just found out recently that Fontanna is pregnant and I am so happy that I am going to be a dad for the second time. I am also really happy to see Fontanna happy especially after the miscarriage and knowing how hard it was on her. She is such a good mom that this baby is going to be very lucky. I know it will be hard on Guin but I think she will end up enjoying being the big sister. I love Fontanna, Guin and this new baby so much. I am so excited but nervous at the same time. I worry so much about being a good dad and a good husband (not sure whether or not I am succeeding at either) well I guess we are still alive so maybe that is a success. That is all I have but I know that even when my wife begins to grow heavy with child, she will still be by far the best looking and most gorgeous woman in the world to me. I know that was cheesy but I don't care because it is truely how I feel. I love my two girls and my new boy/girl.

Bursting Forth!

Charity's is in the hospital having her baby right now. Yay!

Nursery

So Zach and i have a calling in nursery. We are in charge of the quiet kids class. I'm really shy so i've been having a hard time interacting with the kids. Today i decided i was just going to jump in there and treat them like i do Guin. It went so much better and i think i'll really love this calling.

Getting Prego

So last night i took a prego test (from the dollar store lol) and again, it was negative. :( So i set the test down on the top of the toilet and left the room to go put my cup in the kitchen. Then i went back into the bathroom to throw the test away. As i was about to throw it in the garbage i caught a glimpse of a really really light positive. I put the test down again and ran out of the bathroom and texted my sister Shiloh that i had gotten a really light positive. I wanted to keep it a secret so i could surprise Zach. When i went back in the positive wasn't so light anymore. I took another test this morning to confirm and yes, i am a prego. I'm just as scared as i am excited. The miscarriage was hard and i definitely don't want to have another one. Part of me doesn't want to pick out names or anything yet until I'm in my second trimester. But i am going to try to stay positive and what happens will happen. :)

My Fam and a boyfriend

My dad Thomas

My mom Jeanie

Antje's boyfriend Kelley

This is Benjamin Grim Rasmussen(Chris and Bekah's baby)



This is my brother Chris and My sister in law Rebekah


This is my sister Antje, my sis Jessie, and my sis Shiloh



This is Shiloh's husband Michael

This is Jessie's husband Nathan

This is my niece Lilliah and of course my daughter Guinavieve

Shiloh and Michael are prego but i don't have a picture of him. His name is Tenzen Michael Bess

Fontanna

More dreams

So i have really weird dreams all the time and i always remember them. Just so everyone knows i am deathly afraid of tornadoes. I dream about them a lot. Sometimes i can actually feel myself raising up into the air. That's when tornado dreams really freak me out. Anyway is there a cure for stressful scary dreams? Sometimes i have dreams about zombies and i have to smash their heads with my bare hands. Sometimes i have to find ways to protect Guin from impossible situations. Sometimes our car crashes into water and i have to save three people. I'm talking crazy gory stuff. Nothing normal really happens in them. The most relaxing dream I've had lately is falling in love with Andy Dick. Weird yes. Is their any one else who feels my pain?

gdiapers

So i've decided that with our next baby, whenever it may come, i want to try using gdiapers on him/her. I've read good reviews and bad reviews. I like the sound of them because they are flushable and they are really cute. They are also good for the environment and i'm always a supporter of that if the product is fairly easy and a reasonable price. They are more expensive then disposable diapers but hopefully by our next baby we'll be able to afford them. Anyway just some random talk.

Basketball

So Zach bought Guin this basketball hoop because she really likes it right now. Yes, she will sit down with Zach through a whole game and love it. On commercials she'll scream "Basketball Basketball" until it comes back on. So today me and her were throwing our bouncy balls into the hoop and i missed and said "oh momma missed, mamma sucks." Then Guin tried to throw the ball in and missed. In a sweet little voice she said "Bin missed, Bin suck." Now every time she misses she'll say "Bin suck". It's so sad and so cute too. I forget sometimes that she copies everything i say so i can't put myself down or she will too.

So You Think You Can Dance

These are some of my favorite dances from the show. It's an awesome show!

Zombie Dance

Hummingbird Dance

Brandon Bryant

Popper

The Sand Man

So my dreams hate me and they always attack me with horrible creepy nast. Last night i had a dream about an evil spirit called The Sand man. In my dream an hourglass and three small glass cups would appear above a persons head. The person had a certain amount of time to find four different kinds of alcoholic drinks and they had to fill each glass with a each of these different drinks. Some people had two minutes and some people had three days. It just depended on the size of your hourglass. If you didn't fill the glasses in time, the hourglass and cups would explode into sand and the person would have a very painful experience. Their bones would start to twist and warp and bend in ways that weren't natural. this would happen to them until they were dead. I remember in my dream after about a week of this happening all over the world people started to try and adapt to it and go on with normal life. Every little once in a while you'd hear the horrifying screams of someone who must have forgotten to bring some alcohol with them. When it was my turn to be tested by the Sand Man i just happened to be in a bar having a drink(no i don't drink and i don't know why i was at a bar). So i was pretty lucky. I only saw the Sand Man once and that was what woke me up. He was just kinda a shadow but a really scary one. But anyway it was like watching a horror movie and i woke up shivering and scared out of my pants. I should make a movie out of it. It'd be pretty scary.

Father's Day(continued)

We went to settler's park today. Guin had a blast. It's a park that has a water park where water shoots out of the ground in different places and water pours out of buckets onto your head and stuff. It also has just a normal park with slides and swings. The park is nice because it's not built on top of cement it's built on this squashy sponge material so when your kid falls down they don't get so scraped up. The park has a new sound area with over sized instruments that kids can play. The instruments sound really cool. There is also a fishing pond and lots of open grass area and picnic tables. Anyway it is sweet so if you live in the meridian area you have got to check it out. Anyway after we were done in the water the ice cream man came and we got popsicles and that was about it.

Fontanna

father's Day

For father's day i got Guin a white tie to decorate. i helped her and it turned out really cute and cheesy. I still have to figure out what to do or get for him.

Yesterday we went to the cherry festival in emmett. It was pretty fun. Guin liked the crazy bus ride. It's like the Ali Baba except for little kids. After me and Zach had some fun with her Joe took her on a couple rides and then walked her around the park. She went to the free petting zoo and then she fell asleep at the parade. I tried to get to her as fast as i could but i was to late. She was already out. Thank goodness she still went to sleep by 3am but it could have been worse. whew!

Fontanna

Plastic

So i'm an old hogie now and i like news. I read that plastic baby bottles and other plastic bottles carry a chemical called Bisphenol A that they now believe leads to health and develormental problems. Now they are saying that vinyl shower curtains are unsafe also. I was kind of scared because i used plastic bottles with Guin but then i read that Playtex Drop-in's are safe to use. I used Playtex Drop-ins with Guin(thanks mom!). Whew! But i do use vinyl shower curtains. I think i'm going to switch just to be safe. Better safe then sorry right? Anyway i'm a safety freak so you'll probably hear some more on safety from me soon.

I hate pizza hut

So i wanted to order pizza so i got online to order and i chose pizza hut because they have stuffed crust pizzas. So i chose to build my own pizza and did one half extra cheese, pepperoni, and jalepinos for zach and me and guin's half was extra cheese, green olives, and ham. So Zach goes and picks it up and brings it home. We open the box and instead of green olives there and green peppers. So we figure it was just a mistake and we called to get a new pizza. The guy told us that even though it says green olives online they don't have them at thier store so they just decided to throw green peppers on instead. WHAT THE FREAK? Why didn't they just call us and ask us if we wanted something different? Wouldn't you be pissed if you went to a restaurant and ordered chicken alfredo and they bring it with ketchup on it instead and say "uh we ran out of alfredo sauce so we just threw some ketchup on it". No way! you would order something new. I'll throw this stinkin' pizza in your face fools! It's not like the pizza was free. It cost fifteen bucks. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! People are crazy.....

Fontanna

Boo!

So Zach has another phone interview and it's NOT in Jerome. Boo on that. But i'll just be happy when he get's job. Wherever that might be. I just really want to babysit Cayden lol. Anyway the job is in Surprise, Arizona and it is at a place called Interfaith Community Care.

Guin has definately become a daddy's girl. She has been his permenant attachment all this week. I'M starting to feel left out. That's never happened to me before. I've never had competition. I've got to step up my game. Maybe i'll slip her candy when Zach's not looking and then she'll be mine! I'm just kidding. i love it that she loves him. It's great that she has a stable family life now.

Fontanna

Fart

Today Guin was watering the flowers and i was taking pictures of her doing it. She looked so cute so i said "Guin, you're so sweet". Then right after i said that she squats and farts really loud, laughs all snorty, and says "Bin farted". Bin=Guin. I don't think she's as girly as i thought she was. And she sure isn't sweet, she's stinky. It's so crazy. She is a complete contradiction or something. Picture this, a little girl in a frilly dress, carrying five dolls with makeup smeared all over thier faces, heading for the computer saying "snakey and mouse". She loves to watch snakes eat mice on youtube. But she also loves to play dress up. hmmm.

Fontanna

Battle of the Dads Look-alike Meter

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Well at least Zach wins in the areas that count the most lol.

Fontanna

Ugly Child

Supposedly this is what me and zach's kids are supposed to look like. i hope not!

Fontanna

Cute Pictures of Best Friends

Top: Bath time Giggles

Middle: Guin with her arm around her best buddy

Bottom: Holding hands

Fontanna

Dogs

These are our two little puppies Dino and Koka. We take them on a walk every evening. Guin loves it and we like it too. Guin likes to help hold the leash and it's so cute because she will order them around like we do except they aren't doing anything wrong when she does it. Anyway it's nice to go on a walk as a family every day.

Fontanna

Babies!

So Charity's baby shower(one of them lol) was today. We're so excited to see what Cayden looks like! And to see him in his new outfits. I'm also excited for Ttenzen(uh oh probably spelled wrong) Shiloh's baby and Bekah's baby. They will all be coming so soon. Yay i love babies! I can't wait.

Fontanna

Cute Mother's Day Idea

Guin made this (i helped a lot) for all three of her Grandmas. Any way check it out if you're into home made gifts. It's good for any holiday it is a Picture Bracelet

Fontanna

Finally!(i like this title)

So my carpet in this trailer is like 25 years old. And it smelled like poo. Also our house has been tornado wreckage for quite a while. So yesterday day we decided to get a steam vacuum from albertson's. So we did our whole house and now we are working on cleaning the darn thing. Anyway it'll relieve a lot of stress and i'm glad Zach is here to help me. I love 'im! <3

Fontanna

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Sunday

So this sunday was pretty great. We went and had a picnic by the river and then Guin threw rocks into the river for about an hour. She loved it. There was a park right by where our picnic was so we went there next. It just happened to have a three horn and a long neck. Geuss who Guin's favorite characters on The Land Before Time are? Little Foot and Cera. She kept going up to them and hugging them and talking to them. It was cute. Then we went to Maggie Moo's ice cream place and got a banana split to share. My favorite scoop on that was the Better Batter. MMMMMMMMMMM! I didn't even get any pictures because i can't find the camera. Lame. The End

Fontanna